In these last few moments of my laptop battery charge, before I have to go buy a new charger tomorrow, I would like to use this moment to deliver a very important message: ASMR video makers are called ASMRtists.

Maybe if I continually advertise how emo I am  Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way will find me and take me to Hogwarts to go see MCR perform Helena in Hogsmeade

I shouldn’t quit my job because I need to start saving money for after I graduate from college. Also, having work experience at a cafe can lead to getting jobs at cafes in other places and it would be nice to have a recommendation from the place I work currently. I just need to make sure I’m managing my time and I need to learn how to start saying no to things so that I can make it happen. I’m not going to quit my job.

Do I write a super belated letter to the editor of my college paper about why I think Boyhood was super overrated or na?

I want to become a part time letter-to-the-editor writer, it’s so much fun without any of the commitment of being a part of the newspaper staff. I want to be notorious for sharing my opinions without being an official opinions columnist.

pixitress: Write 10 facts about yourself and then pass this on to your 10 favorite followers

1. I have never seen an episode of Seinfeld
2. I have never broken a bone
3. I don’t care for Frozen
4. I have 3 million things I should be doing right now, rip me
5. I feel like I should quit my job but idk
6. This morning my body woke me up 2 hours before my alarm for no reason
7. I’m really bad at visual art and math
8. I really want a day to just sit still and not do anything but that’s not happening anytime soon
9. I’m waiting for a chance to watch Gone Girl
10. Turnip for what

Letter to the Editor: Lyrics challenge social constructs of women

It is important to analyze these words not only through the lens of the content itself, but in the context of the popular culture which surrounds it. In Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda,” the goal of her lyrics is not to attack skinny women. Rather, her song should be viewed as an anthem that champions self-love and challenges media expectations of women, specifically women of color and their bodies.

I wrote this Letter to the Editor for my school’s paper about the importance of representation of diverse body types in the media, happy Love Your Body Day!

Khloe Kardashian legitimately just posted this to twitter and I can’t stop laughing oh my god

I’ve been slowly rewatching all of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and it’s amazing

  • how staged the first few seasons of the show are
  • that Rob is still experiencing drama over his ex girlfriend cheetah girl 
  • that Scott was in the first season!! For some reason I thought he was out of the picture for the first few but it turns out he was just a really subdued presence
  • the lengths that the producers would go to so they could insinuate that Bruce and Kris are having old people sex
  • that every episode used to end with a ~life lesson~
  • that this how has been on for SO LONG